This can't be good, part IX.
How many times have you been caught with no easy access to a supply of poison dart frogs? If you're like me, being caught without poison dart frogs once is too many times. That's why I always shop at Black Jungle's Dart Frog Shop of Greenfield, Massachusetts. They fill all my poison dart frog needs. [Utterly incomprehensible link via text ad at Vent Sequence.]
I'm opening a landmine store. No, a landmine boutique.