I'm bored.

They should have people you can hire to come to house and amuse you. Oh, wait, they already have those--they're called prostitutes. But that's not what I'm interested in. Or clowns. No hookers or clowns. Or clown hookers. Magicians? That'd get old. Maid? Butler? A butler might be amusing, but I imagine they just wan't to do butler stuff.

I'm bored.