Born 200 years too late and 200 years too soon.

Johnny Cash finally died. There aren't many of his caliber left anymore. Who else is left? Jerry Lee Lewis, George Jones, Chuck Berry, and James Brown are the only names that quickly come to mind.

On any day of the week I'll take one Johnny Cash over a whole shipload of Garth Brookses, Toby Keiths, and all those other witless, slick Nashville bozos. And if anyone ever managed to get all those jackasses together on one ship I'd strongly recommend that it be torpedoed at once.