Bars.

On the local news a few days ago I saw a story on a woman (who lives just outside of my town) that saw a black bear in her yard. I'm sure some of you who live in the more bear-infested parts of the world are probably saying things like, One bear? Hell, where I live, every morning I have to get a broom and shoo two or three full grown grizzlies off my car before I can go to work. Well, bears aren't that common around here. The area where I live is technically inside the city limits, but it's semi-rural, so it wouldn't be out the question to see a bear around here. I doubt it'll happen, though. My luck I'll see a bear, then it'll maul me.