Monday, July 28, 2003

The ultimate hairdo.

If I had frizzy hair and didn't have a bald spot I'd grow myself a huge white guy afro like the late, great Rob Tyner of the MC5 or the lead guitar player of the now forgotten At the Drive-In. But since I don't have frizzy hair and I do have a bald spot, the world will be spared the outrage of one more utterly ridiculous hairdo.

If I had frizzy hair and a bald spot I could grow a huge white guy afro like the late, great oddball French avant-guard novelist (and Oulipo member) Georges Perec.

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