It's so humid here I'm surprised I don't have portabello mushrooms growing on my back. Three or four days ago we had a whole week where it didn't rain and wasn't so humid you soak the air up with a sponge. And now it's back to the way it's been for the past few months, except hotter. I can't wait until winter, and I hate winter.

My life is so dull right now that one of the highlights of each day is watching reruns of Dharma & Greg I've never seen before. It's official: I've reached the nadir of human existence.