Earlier I saw a tornado warning on TV. We don't get lots of tornados like those flat states out west with no trees, but they happen every once in awhile. And since over 40 people have been killed this week in the midwest and the south by countless tornados I began to worry a little. I carefully shut down my PC because Unix-type operating systems tend not to like it when you just shut them off in the middle of everything. But after I shut it down I wondered why I'd bothered. What difference does it make if the PC's been shut down safely if parts of it are scattered across two counties after the house has been sucked up and pulverized by a tornado? Anyway, nothing happened.

Anyway, Nothing Happened will be the title of my memoirs.