Lewdness!

A couple of days ago I posted about the boob and dead guy flag we have here in Virginia. (Hmmm... The Boob and Dead Guy. Sounds like an English pub, but I digress.) Much to my surprise this morning, there was an article on the front page of the paper about some asinine new "lewdness" legislation idiot politicians are trying to make into law. The first paragraph of the article makes reference to the flag boob:

Hang a Virginia flag and its breast-baring image in your restaurant and you could lose your liquor license.

That's the warning of a Virginia Beach attorney opposed to a bill that more clearly defines what noisy, lewd or disorderly conduct could result in an establishment losing its license.

Later on in the article the flag boob makes a second appearance:

Holding a Virginia flag, attorney Kevin Martingayle pointed to the image of the woman's bared breast _ Virtue represents Virginia _ and said even it could be cause for losing a license.

This proposed law was brought about by some morons who got their skivies in a twist over some pictures on display at a Virginia Beach Abercrombie and Finch.

On Friday I thought about putting up a post with an altered Virginia flag with no dead guy and Virtue wearing a sports bra, but I decided against it because my photo manipulation skills aren't that great. Now I don't have to bother what with the war on lewdness breaking out upon the land.