This morning at work I was busy with more deburring and one of the other guys that works there was sort of helping out. Mainly he was just standing around talking and distracting me from what I was doing.
Mr. Spacely was paged over the intercom. Then the guy said to me, "You know, he has a fourteen inch dick." I just said, "Uhhh...." What the hell else am I supposed to say to that kind of statement? Monday mornings at work my brain simply isn't prepared to process bizarre sexual information about upper management. And then he said, "Well, I haven't seen it, but all the women say that."
Eventually he went to do something else and left me to my deburring.