I was going to write something fabulously witty and entertaining today (for a change), but it's hard to summon up wit when you're vaguely dizzy, nauseated, and have one ear that keeps getting that blocked-up feeling. So in lieu of wit, I give you pathetic whining: I feel rotten. I'm achey. I can't get comfortable. There's nothing on TV. It's too hot. I need a tissue. I'm thirsty. Uhhh...