That's My Territory You're Marking.

I got a new satellite dish system installed yesterday. It's nice, but the guy who came and installed it had to use my bathroom. I hate it when people use my bathroom. Irrational? Well, I'll tell you what happened and then you can judge just how irrational I am. He took a dump in my toilet and then didn't flush it. He just closed the lid and left it. What the hell is wrong with people?