Filler!

Yes, it's time to clean out the ol'search requests bin.

beautiful women using linux
There's gotta be at least one or two. (And, in a similar vein, since I'm not currently using Linux, it looks like I'm going to miss out on posing for the Linux Hunks calendar. So that means next year there will be no picture of me stretched out on a bearskin rug while I recompile my kernel.).

I pee more often had the urge to go badly
Google isn't a urologist.

cocaine real player audio speeches
If I could find a site with video clips in the RealPlayer format of coked-up people giving speeches, I might actually be persuaded to install RealPlayer. Maybe.

wanking in my office
Not in my office, thank you.

God that thing is stinky
Well, get it out of my office!

NAKED GIRLS SHOWING EVERY THING
First one showed me her holiday photos, then the contents of her purse, then her new shoes, then a telephone, then a carpet sample, then a...

fellatio diaries
Now this I would read.

damn hobos porn
Damn hobos.

+stereoscopic+penis
Since I've looked at stereoscopic pictures of nude women I really can't make fun of this, now can I?

awful plastic penis
Awful! Just awful!

erotica wife OR marriage "mongolia"
I suppose this is a step up from the porn of the Mongolian variety people usually come here looking for.

super-intelligent gophers
I hope these exist. I really do. Super-intelligent gophers would be a bright spot in my mostly tedious existence.

statistics about squirrels getting hit by cars
Sadly, the National Bureau of Squirrel Statistics was shut down in the mid 70's due to budget cuts.

pictures of girls chewing snuff
Suddenly, my little porn kinks don't sound quite so kinky.

free creepy doll email
If this exists, then I'm going to try and get volume22@creepydoll.com for this blog. But only if it's free.

photographica of vagina
It's not porn, it's photographica. Of vaginas.

'ventriloquist' and dummies and female
And weirdo and splinters and registered sex offender.