Pure, Glittering Sanity.

The Tooth, the Whole Tooth and Nothing But The Tooth has an unfortunately "funny" title, but the author didn't, I don't think, intend his web site to be funny. He believes that a dentist implanted a miniature telephone in one of his teeth: "[...] It was likely placed to drive me crazy (sorry, still sane) in order to gloss over the theft of my only legal son and my inheritance - my grandfather's bank - the Bessie State Bank, and its holdings.[...]" [Link via The Presurfer.]