Yesterday I dropped a Tic-Tac on the floor, so I got down on my stomach with a flashlight to find the thing because I didn't want it rotting in some hidden corner. I looked under my dresser and immediately found it, but I also saw this other thing. It was sort of mottled; I thought it might be a rock. I pulled it out and immediately knew it was something that at an earlier time of its life had been edible. It was all blotchy, moldy, and had hair stuck to it. I turned it over and saw a white M printed on one side. It was an M&M. It was so moldy that I couldn't even tell what color it had originally been. Brown? Orange? Did they ever make grey M&M's?