And now I give you what is officially the most bewildering search request anyone has ever used to blunder across my blog: "male nipple" -gynecomastia -pipe -shower -plumbing -ring -rings -surgery -piercing -piercings. But on the brighter side, at least Google led the sad bastard to one of my more thought provoking rants. (And by "though provoking", I mean stupid.)