Kim Jong Il's Friday Five.

1. As a child, who was your favorite superhero/heroine? Why?
The Great Leader President Kim Il Sung! Why? Because The Great Leader President Kim Il Sung would have you shot for asking such an impertinent question!

2. What was one thing you always wanted as a child but never got?
The destruction of the imperialist stooges of the south.

3. What's the furthest from home you've been?
I don't get out much.

4. What's one thing you've always wanted to learn but haven't yet?
Tap dancing.

5. What are your plans for the weekend?
Oppressing the masses and watching hours and hours of porn.