This morning I tried to post the drivel below, but Blogger was bogged down because everybody and their grandma was trying to put an April Fool's joke on their blogs. Typical. I don't have time for this nonsense. I just wanted to post something and go, but I ended up having to wait four hours or more. It's infuriating. My free time is limited, especially now since my estranged wife came back from Montana with the kids.