I remember once in my 11th grade Spanish class we were doing vocabulary words like meat, fish, bread, etc. and the teacher said these words would be useful if we were ever in a Spanish restaurant. So I said, "Wait a minute.You can't just go into a restaurant and say, 'I want meat.'" I got the laugh I was looking for, but the teacher threatened to give me extra vocabulary words for being wiseguy. Bitch. And to this day I still can't speak Spanish.