The things I find in my referrer logs make me wonder sometimes if the insane outnumber the sane. Early this morning someone hit my blog by searching for casino north korea pig thermometer. Yes, you read it right. I have no idea what the hell they were looking for, and I seriously doubt the searcher knew either. And it's creepily similar to a search request I found a few weeks ago: north korea casino wish thermometer. It's wigged out, man. (I was number one at Google for both these searches, by the way.) It has to be be the same person. Has to be. I forgot to write down what ISP the first searcher had, but the second was using AOL, which, for some reason, strikes me as quite logical for a search of such staggering absurdity.

I've also had two people search for bastard volume 22. One searched German Google, the other used some Portuguese search engine. What does that mean? Why would anyone search it? I should change the name of my blog to this search.

Earlier in the week I went to Babelfish and translated Volume 22 into Korean and then translated it back into English. I wasn't quite prepared for the results: Sheep 22. Huh? Sheep? How did they go from "volume" to "sheep"?