I'm not watching the Oscars. Nope. I used to watch it, but I went cold turkey several years ago. Last year I fell of the wagon and ended up suffering (yes, suffering) through the longest telecast in Oscar history. And I hadn't even seen any of the nominated movies. I hate big celebrity awards ceremonies, the only reasons to watch them is to see if anyone wears a transparent dress or have a tape in the VCR on the off chance someone's boobs pop out while they're accepting an award. And if anyone (i.e. Salma Hayek) has anything pop out, I can see the screen captures on Usenet.