Some Recent Bewildering Search Requests.

I usually wait until I have a large pile of weird search requests I've found in my referrer logs before I do a post like this, but I haven't been collecting over the past month due to my unfortunate computer problems. So I've made this entry only from things I've found over the past three days. They seem to me far stranger than normal.

animated gif duck late
The least an animated duck .gif can do is be on time. How hard can it be?

stereoscopic movie porn glasses
My friend, I think deep down we're all looking for stereoscopic movie porn glasses.

bouquet of penis's
Fred finally realized what would be the perfect thing to get that girl he has a secret crush on who works at the yarn store in the mall

Excuse me volume 22
I like it when people are polite to my blog.

"no web pages load"
Have you tried turning the computer on? Sometimes that works for me.

clown phobia server info
I hope this exists.

cartoon out on a limb saw
I have no idea.

unbridled nudity
Searcher, if you find this site, please let me know. It's for research. Honest!

smash stuff
I'd be pleased to. Anything in particular?

"my sister" "an enema"
Your sister's an enema? That's odd; my sister's an art student.