Today a teacher at school, who's been touchie-feelie with me, touched my right nipple. Maybe it was an accident. Maybe I'm just irresistable. Hell, once he practically had me backed into a corner of his office. My question is this: why does this sort of thing always happen to me? And if it has to happen to me, why can't the teacher be, you know, female? The really funny part is that he's not even one of my teachers.