I need to find some kind of way to relieve stress that doesn't involve smashing everything in sight to rubble. I don't know where my destructive urges come from, but I've had them my whole life. Maybe the doctor dropped me on my head at birth because I was so damn slippery. All I know is that for the past week or two the urge to smash things has me more than a little preoccupied. In the computer lab I want to hurl the monitor across the room after I make a typo. On the street I want the other drivers to go hurtling over cliffs that aren't even a feature of this area's topography. What can I say? My caveman urges are taking over. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!