I have to start school on Wednesday, so I have to put all my projects on the back burner like building a robot army to conquer the world, raising apes for fun and profit, taking sugestive photos of lawn furniture, periodically raffling myself off as "Jo-Jo: King of the Monkey-Boys", chasing cars, making distilled spirits from squirrels, cloning grannies, stealing mules, making movies about garden slugs, and masturbating.