Saturday, January 18, 2003

I checked my site stats this morning like I always do and got all excited when I saw that I'd had like 15 or 16 hits since last night. Then I found out the majority of them were just people who had found my blog while looking up weird porn on search engines. And most of that dealt with North Korea or Kim Jong Il. I just don't get it. I wish I'd never mentioned porn anywhere on my blog. And drawing so much porn-related traffic when I don't have any porn to offer makes me feel like such a tease. But then I've often fantasized about having an internet porn empire. Beats working. Then I could barracade myself in my mansion and not have to deal with people at all because my minions would take care of everything. Ah, the fantasy internet porn empire...

My apologies to my regular readers who think I'm beating this site stats thing to death. I'd write something interesting and vaguely amusing about my day-to-day life if there was anything worth writing about, but there isn't. There's not a damn thing going on right now that I find even remotely interesting except my site stats. Dull, huh?

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