Ah, there's nothing like a pervert with a search engine. I checked my logs and found out someone had found my blog searching Google UK for "wanking in front of women". I'm listed eighth, despite not having a damn thing on my blog about wanking in front of women. I'm surprised it wasn't "wanking in front of North Korean women" or "wanking in front of Kim Jong Il".

One day I'll write a proper entry. Really, I will.