I'm not a Pluggers fan, really I'm not, but reading the damn daily strip over the past few months has done something to my mind. Apparently I'm viewing the world as little more than potential material for Pluggers submissions.
All I could think of when I saw this sad, nasty hat in the ridiculous hat-frame thingy was, "You're a plugger if you think this hat can be saved." Also, "You're a plugger if you own one of these stupid hat-frame thingies."
Note to self: Stop reading Pluggers.
Note to readers: That's not my hat.