Since I can't think of anything else to write about, here's yet another post of stupid search requests actual humans have used to blunder across my humble blog.
Rube Goldberg marital aid
Great idea for a porno movie.
so me pichers off how to fined a womans g spot
Like any woman in her right mind would ever let you try to find it.
pop ups, hearing things , flashbacks stuff that happen in real life
Seriously, do you even know what you're looking for?
"enormous schlong" wife
That's so not the kind of wife I want.
watching videos of BRUSHING a dog's TEETH ONLY
That's one kink even I've never heard of.
funny events that happened in the year 1973
Nothing funny happened in 1973. Nothing.
under no circumstances should the bagpipes be mistaken for a musical instrument
But I like bagpipes.
pictures for wanking in front of porn
The porn is for... Oh, forget it. You'll never understand.
girls accidentally peeing in stores
Yet another reason not to open a store.
"but i was naked"
Nudity's rarely a good excuse.
Staples, Do they drug tesT?
Ah, yes, the cream of America's work force. Remind me not to shop at Staples. I'd rather not have to deal with either Cheech or Chong when I want to get some paper for my printer.
can lava melt everyting?
Get off the island, now! You need an airplane or boat, not Google in this situation.
Enema Warehouse
This is either the title of a movie I don't want to see or the name of a company I don't want to work for.
small pens porn
And the winner for least interesting porn category is...
cartoon of someone wanking on the internet
Don't do that, you'll get the internet all sticky.
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