Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Stop looking down my blouse!

It seems the unspeakable Sherri has gone and tagged me for one of those accursed meme things all the kids are doing on the internets these days with the computers.

What were you doing five years ago?

I was a full time elderly student. Also, I was blogging. The proof, if you need it, is in the column on the right. Bastards!

What are five things on your to-do list for today (not in any particular order)?

* Drag my lifeless carcass out of bed to face yet another miserable day.
* Eat something while watching something strange on TV.
* Drive to work and try to not get killed by the maniacs who roam the streets and highways.
* Clean out the CNC machine because the damn second shift won't do it.
* Go home and try to forget I have to do it all over again tomorrow.

What are five snacks you enjoy?

* Cool Ranch Doritos
* Plain M&Ms
* Chili and lime peanuts
* A spoonful of Nutella
* Monkey casserole

What five things would you do if you were a billionaire?

* Retire
* Build a fortress of a house to keep the riff-raff away
* By a tank and a bunch of old cars to crush
* Give the exact amount the local PBS station is begging for right at the beggining of the pledge drive to see if they'll end the fucking thing right then and there.
* Buy robots to conquer (yes, conquer) the world

What are five of your bad habits?

* Checking out asses.
* Looking for subtle signs of jiggle.
* Expecting someone else will answer the damn phone.
* Loathing humanity.
* Looking down blouses.

What are five places where you have lived?

* Danville, VA
* Danville, VA
* Danville, VA
* Danville, VA
* Danville, VA (Exciting, no?)

What are five jobs you’ve had?

* Making ravioli
* Unloading trucks
* Moving crap out into the warehouse
* Slotting merchandise at a party supply company
* Machine shop peon

What five people do you want to tag?

* Benito Mussolini
* Liberace
* Bullwinkle
* Norman Fell
* Rasputin

So there.