An acquired taste few are willing to acquire.
Just remember -- Jazz Hands Don't Help.
And never shake hands with someone who has skidmarked Handerpants.
Ah, from Archie McPhee, the makers of bacon band-aids.But do they make chin-derwear?
Chin-derware? Get your filthy whore mouth out of here!
But that's the only mouth I have!
Did you see the bacon watch that company sells as well? Why settle for timex when you can tell time...WITH BACON.
Yes, Helen the bacon watch is quite spiffy, but it pales in comparison to the waiving Chairman Mao watch.There's no word on when the Stalin and Pol Pot watches go into production.
That's incredible. I want it. Although if Pol Pot will be available soon, maybe I should wait.
I'm thinking of getting the Chairman Mao watch, but I have this bad feeling that his arm will fall off not long after I get it.
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Just remember -- Jazz Hands Don't Help.
And never shake hands with someone who has skidmarked Handerpants.
Ah, from Archie McPhee, the makers of bacon band-aids.
But do they make chin-derwear?
Chin-derware? Get your filthy whore mouth out of here!
But that's the only mouth I have!
Did you see the bacon watch that company sells as well? Why settle for timex when you can tell time...WITH BACON.
Yes, Helen the bacon watch is quite spiffy, but it pales in comparison to the waiving Chairman Mao watch.
There's no word on when the Stalin and Pol Pot watches go into production.
That's incredible. I want it. Although if Pol Pot will be available soon, maybe I should wait.
I'm thinking of getting the Chairman Mao watch, but I have this bad feeling that his arm will fall off not long after I get it.
Post a Comment