Thursday, February 18, 2010

Finally, my long wait is over

Handerpants are underpants for your hands. Yes. Underpants. For your hands.

9 comments:

Sherri said...

Just remember -- Jazz Hands Don't Help.

Scott said...

And never shake hands with someone who has skidmarked Handerpants.

Severina said...

Ah, from Archie McPhee, the makers of bacon band-aids.

But do they make chin-derwear?

Scott said...

Chin-derware? Get your filthy whore mouth out of here!

Severina said...

But that's the only mouth I have!

Helen said...

Did you see the bacon watch that company sells as well? Why settle for timex when you can tell time...WITH BACON.

Scott said...

Yes, Helen the bacon watch is quite spiffy, but it pales in comparison to the waiving Chairman Mao watch.

There's no word on when the Stalin and Pol Pot watches go into production.

Helen said...

That's incredible. I want it. Although if Pol Pot will be available soon, maybe I should wait.

Scott said...

I'm thinking of getting the Chairman Mao watch, but I have this bad feeling that his arm will fall off not long after I get it.