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I usually don't spend much time looking at my spam, but two subject lines I saw today stuck out. The first, while typical penis enlargement/Viagra stuff, inexplicably takes a more sinister turn at the end: "Great Pill To Increase Ur Sperms parendum looting". So this pill will increase my sperm count, but will also make it more likely that I'll start looting? Is the looting thing a side effect? (Parendum is Latin, but I haven't tracked down a definition yet.) The second spam subject line is almost more of a suggestion or an insult than anything else: "Keep Ur Small P-E-N-I-S At Home, Don't Bring It Out allign". They want me to keep my penis at home, but also they don't want me getting it out of alignment? OK, I'll do that.