Thursday, August 05, 2010

A Turtle

“Want to see my turtle?”

“Is that some kind of euphemism?”

“Why is it that when a man talks to a woman all of a sudden everything is fraught with double meanings? It’s not all about me trying to get in your pants.”

“So it’s not a euphemism?”


“It’s a real turtle? And not something weird like you wearing a big fake turtle shell on your back and crawling around?”

“No, it’s a real turtle. Would you like to see it?”

“I don’t like turtles.”


Severina said...

Nobody wants to see your turtle.

Scott said...


Helen said...

Wow. I don't check your blog for a few days and the format changes. This is less bland. I depend on you to be bland!
Just kidding.

Scott said...

Blogger finally served up some new blog templates after several years of the same old crap, so I went wild with a redesign instead of mothballing the thing like I intended.

Just telling it like it is said...

I thought you were talking about your member again...but I wouldn't call it a turtle

Aviatrix said...

Do you have a turtle? Can we see it?

Scott said...

No, no turtles these days.