Since I can barely function on even the most basic levels these days, I can't come up with a proper blog post. So that means I have to fall back on my old standby, stupid crap from my referrer logs:
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Just how undersized? Would I need a magnifying glass?
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You mean like in a pot or an acquarium or something?
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My sister's an elderly goth. Does that help?
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Such is the stressful life of the whoopie cushion.
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Magic!
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Uh-oh. No good can come from this.
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Duct tape and plenty of it. [Obligatory link to Bodyperks.]
can i brush my dogs teeth after being sprayed by a skunk in the face?
After the dog's been sprayed in the face by a skunk or after you've been sprayed? I can't think brushing a dog's teeth would be a big concern after it's been sprayed in the face by a skunk and if I got sprayed in the face by a skunk I'm not brushing any damn thing.
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If you find these, please let me know. Seriously.
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You just need this information for research, right? Sure. Heh. But seriously, if you find out, can you let me know? It's for research. Heh.
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The most infamous of the 1950's EC Comics titles.
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Here's a possible reason why it's not a good idea to teach really old people how to use the internet.
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Beats the heck out of wanking in back. Or something.
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I'd rather not hear that explanation if you don't mind.
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Please, no wavy in hair! Just crunched!
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But if you eat it, where are you going to sit?
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I have nothing to say here except that cocktube is now my favorite word.
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I'd say something witty, but I'm too busy mouring my bald, dateless head.
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You bastard! Look what you just did!
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There's nothing like the freedom of ass!
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Probably not something you should say on a first date. Or ever.
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