Sunday, October 08, 2006

Palpable stupidity

Since I can barely function on even the most basic levels these days, I can't come up with a proper blog post. So that means I have to fall back on my old standby, stupid crap from my referrer logs:

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Just how undersized? Would I need a magnifying glass?

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You mean like in a pot or an acquarium or something?

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My sister's an elderly goth. Does that help?

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Such is the stressful life of the whoopie cushion.

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"spanking machine"build plans
Uh-oh. No good can come from this.

how do bodyperks stay in place?
Duct tape and plenty of it. [Obligatory link to Bodyperks.]

can i brush my dogs teeth after being sprayed by a skunk in the face?
After the dog's been sprayed in the face by a skunk or after you've been sprayed? I can't think brushing a dog's teeth would be a big concern after it's been sprayed in the face by a skunk and if I got sprayed in the face by a skunk I'm not brushing any damn thing.

porno nazi comics -movie -gay -hentai -anime -film
If you find these, please let me know. Seriously.

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You just need this information for research, right? Sure. Heh. But seriously, if you find out, can you let me know? It's for research. Heh.

enema horror
The most infamous of the 1950's EC Comics titles.

Men and women making whoopie
Here's a possible reason why it's not a good idea to teach really old people how to use the internet.

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Beats the heck out of wanking in back. Or something.

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I'd rather not hear that explanation if you don't mind.

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Please, no wavy in hair! Just crunched!

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But if you eat it, where are you going to sit?

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I have nothing to say here except that cocktube is now my favorite word.

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I'd say something witty, but I'm too busy mouring my bald, dateless head.

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You bastard! Look what you just did!

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There's nothing like the freedom of ass!

i ejaculated at a urinal
Probably not something you should say on a first date. Or ever.

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