Friday, April 22, 2005
Mystery face
Tonight I was shocked to find a face appearing on the top of my chocolate pudding. Surely it's a miracle! I thought of selling this amazing puddling on Ebay, or maybe calling the media so that people can come here to view what may be a holy image. But instead I just ate it. And it wasn't even that good.
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Sunday, April 10, 2005
Porno-gourd revisited
I know all of you have been clamoring for a porno-gourd update, so here it is. The porno-gourd is still nice and hard and doing quite well as you can see by this photo I took about an hour ago.
Monday, April 04, 2005
Things
Just thought I'd write a post to let whoever's left to care what's going on with me right now. Below are the main categories that seem to be prominent in my life these days.
Blogging: I'm still sick of blogs and blogging right now. I wish I wasn't sick of them, but I am, and I don't how much longer I'm going to be sick of them.
Employment: I'm entrenched in my crummy job. It's become a habit now, and even though I don't like the job that much, I don't have anything else going on at the moment employment-wise, so I'm sticking with it. Money is nice to have. I can buy books with money. Books are good.
Depression: My medication doesn't seem to be working; I'll have to get it changed.
Journal: Keeping a journal is more interesting to me than keeping a blog.
Writing: I want to write a novel, but not the kind that makes money. No, I want to write an obscure experimental novel of the sort that no one wants to read or publish. I've been trying on and off (mostly off) for 15 or more years to write a novel and never have gotten more than a dozen or so pages done in any attempt. Obviously, a change in technique is called for.
Car: I need to buy another car before mine falls apart.
TV: Why isn't there anything interesting to watch on TV anymore?
Blogging: I'm still sick of blogs and blogging right now. I wish I wasn't sick of them, but I am, and I don't how much longer I'm going to be sick of them.
Employment: I'm entrenched in my crummy job. It's become a habit now, and even though I don't like the job that much, I don't have anything else going on at the moment employment-wise, so I'm sticking with it. Money is nice to have. I can buy books with money. Books are good.
Depression: My medication doesn't seem to be working; I'll have to get it changed.
Journal: Keeping a journal is more interesting to me than keeping a blog.
Writing: I want to write a novel, but not the kind that makes money. No, I want to write an obscure experimental novel of the sort that no one wants to read or publish. I've been trying on and off (mostly off) for 15 or more years to write a novel and never have gotten more than a dozen or so pages done in any attempt. Obviously, a change in technique is called for.
Car: I need to buy another car before mine falls apart.
TV: Why isn't there anything interesting to watch on TV anymore?
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