Longest. Search. Request. Ever.

No matter how peculiar my weeks are, no matter how much utter weirdness I'm forced to shovel through, I always have a universal constant on which to base my sanity. It's something that never wavers - an atomic clock for my mind. Understand that if my opinion of this constant ever were to vacillate, it would surely be proof of my absolute insanity. So, you may ask, "What is this constant on which you can always count to be true?" Simply this:.

And I was number one for this search, too.